taking a dump

Haha was sitting in a hair saloon at my mum's friend's place, just minding my own business reading a magazine and listening to the hairstylist talk to her friend/customer, who was sitting in the chair next to me.

It took me a while to realize the topic of their conversation because they were conversing in chinese  as my chinese is a bit rusty.

They were telling each other how often they took a dump.

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If that wasn't enough, they were describing it in detail as well.

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In. Explicit. Detail.

I was so shocked I'm surprised none of my loose hair flew into my mouth.

No. Joke.

It was so funny I felt the need to share it with the world. Hence, I posted it on fmylife.

Hopefully, it made someone else's day as well.

:)

Girl in the Rain

I find it interesting that despite having 6.8 trillion people on Earth, so many people still feel so alone.

I'm not trying to act emotional but the thought just occurred to me, that's all.

I'm sure everyone feels alone sometimes, they just don't say it out loud.

Great, now I feel alone. I need a dog.

I wish there was a platform where people could just talk and have proper civilized conversations with other people from different parts of the world without the need to feel sexually predated or fear of being discriminated or anything. People could just go there and talk, chat about life, their views on everything and anything.

Go on any social networking website like MRC or some iphone app that allows you to converse with people from other parts of the world, and I guarantee you, their only intention is sex. I've tried. -.- It's so annoying.

Anyway, if anyone knows of a place where people can just chat (NOT ABOUT SEX) to a complete stranger, let me know.

I thought this picture was really cool